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Hello. My name is Cool Joe Ten.
Cool Joke. Ten.
No, that's not what I said. It's COOL-JOE.

[ Speech to text...is not kind... ]

Never mind.

Anyway, I got here at an inopportune time. I'm not a local. I want to know where we are and what's been going on, since it seems like things aren't right around here. Are those monsters a regular occurrence?

Any sort of summary would be appreciated. Thank you very much for your time.

[ Moments later, this text will also appear, because he would like to sign off on this properly even if it means he has to spend a few minutes doing Nokia texting. ]

- Kujo Tenn

Comments

[incompletely]

What a relief.

[ are...are you guys okay over here ]

I look forward to seeing what other ridiculous things the posters come up with. They're easier to stomach than monsters, at least.

[breweries]

[ king are we ever okay ]

That is true, I suppose. Everyone was afraid that the person plotting for Australia's demise is serious in their threats, but a month has passed and nothing seems to have happened.

...For now, at least. Wiping a country off the map does require more time than that.

[incompletely]

...It's becoming clearer to me that this place and some of its residents aren't alright.

[ like

what ]

I'll take those "missions" with a grain of salt, then. I want no part in something ridiculous like that.

[breweries]

No one's going to tell you you're wrong there.

Although, it might be a good idea to go along with this app's whims every now and then. You might find something worth your while.

[ like hanging toys and a swing on the trees in the forests, for example. that's not going to creep people out at all. ]

[incompletely]

Ah? Do you have an example of something you've found interesting, thanks to the app?