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[incompletely]

Hello. My name is Cool Joe Ten.
Cool Joke. Ten.
No, that's not what I said. It's COOL-JOE.

[ Speech to text...is not kind... ]

Never mind.

Anyway, I got here at an inopportune time. I'm not a local. I want to know where we are and what's been going on, since it seems like things aren't right around here. Are those monsters a regular occurrence?

Any sort of summary would be appreciated. Thank you very much for your time.

[ Moments later, this text will also appear, because he would like to sign off on this properly even if it means he has to spend a few minutes doing Nokia texting. ]

- Kujo Tenn

Comments

[breweries]

No one's going to tell you you're wrong there.

Although, it might be a good idea to go along with this app's whims every now and then. You might find something worth your while.

[ like hanging toys and a swing on the trees in the forests, for example. that's not going to creep people out at all. ]

[incompletely]

Ah? Do you have an example of something you've found interesting, thanks to the app?