network: 06/10

[ape]

Two things we should keep in mind:

1. Don’t touch the barrier by any means. I haven’t, but a baseball of mine has and it’s now a mound of toasted cow-hide.
2. It’s expanding. For the last ten days I’ve kept a close eye on three of the limit points for cross reference, and the barrier inches forward anywhere between two to three feet a day. It’s a remarkable increase, number wise.
3. There’s a third, I apologize. Residents might want to keep an eye out for new locations— our appless neighbors are going to say it’s been there for as long as they can remember, but I know we didn’t have an Internet cafe on Main Street.

Finally, I have a hypothesis that’s been giving me insomnia and those who consider themselves entertainment-fans might recognize it as a popular theme in science-fiction. The majority of you are young adults, so I’m more hopeful than not (if you truly understand it’s depth in study, now that’s another story). It’s a real quantum concept though, despite it being a problematic topic when people say “science” . . . Anyway, before I get too enlivened, some evidence here is bugging me. Is anyone familiar with the Multiverse theory?

If it’s hard to understand, I can always explain in person. Stop by the City Zoo after 4 p.m., Gibbon Exhibit. I’ll be there until late this week. Or, if you don’t mind, I can always go in depth here while we wait for our rewards or an update on our melodramatic blackmailing. I’m quite flexible.

Comments

[infolds]

if I go, can I count this as a future class credit

[ape]

If you’ll listen to me blabber in front of the apes?

Sure. Let’s put that time to even better use.

[infolds]

omg would you really?????

[ He didn't expect him to agree... ]

[ape]

We're going through a rough patch right now, I wouldn't want your grade to fall just because no one else realizes it.

Besides, who wouldn't want to hold a gibbon for extra credit?

[infolds]

[ He technically doesn't start college until next semester, but maybe this will be worth it.

Maybe. ]

what is a gibbon

Is that a typo

[ape]

[ once is alright, but twice in one day? hm, ]

"Gibbon" was not a typo.
This might be the only chance you have to find out without affecting that credit.

[infolds]

OKAY OKAY IM SORRY ILL LEARN

but also my brother is a nerd for this kinda stuff so can he come too

[ape]

All are welcomed to learn. Make sure to ask for me for that free pass, it won't be every day you'll be allowed.